Pikmin Abuse

[Kriven]

I think Olimar is abusing the poor creatures we know as Pikmin. I mean, he lands on their planet, pulls them out of the ground by the top of the head (Pull your hair, it probably feels like that to the Pikmin.) Forces them to follow him into dangerous terrain and face down obvious predators. He also forces them to grab heavy objects to repair his ship with. He tosses them around like they aren't living creatures, and will sacrifice numerous amounts of them to the creatures of the planet to get the mechanical piece he wants. So in conclusion I say:

[IVIr.G]

Well, if you even read what Olimar says then you would know! Besides. Never talk about Olimar like that again! *grabs a shovel*

[Kriven]

I'm sorry, I was unaware that Olimar had fanboys

[Ansur]

Umm...if you haven't noticed Pikmin don't mind being bossed around. DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE! *grabs rake*

*follows goomba*

[Kriven]

Maybe they're too scared of being tossed into the lake, so they don't stand up for themselves. They have low self-esteem.

[Shrikeswind]

Actually, to be honest, that's a good point. Perhaps, though, they have affection for him because the pulling is some kind of ritual for initiation to leadership or something, and they find him to be a good one because he's teaching them how to fight by hurling themselves into battle in a team effort by, what do you know, hurling them.

Who knows? It's a game regardless. It's for that reason that I do this.

*grabs torch and pitchfork.* Both sides are being stupid. I declare a third party of "Pikmin don't give half a rat's ass."

And no, I'm not locking this. Let's see what side wins.

[Ansur]

The third party!!

[Kriven]

The Pikmin feel pain to you know!

*Off to make a "You kill a Pikmin" sign*