The Official Taunts Thread

[Shrikeswind]

Okay, so, we all know there are three taunts to every character now, right? So, let's brainstorm here: What taunts should go to what characters?

Current Taunts

	Up Taunt	Side Taunt	Down Taunt
Mario	Mario grows and shrinks.	Mario spins and takes off his hat.	Mario gives the screen the peace sign.
Luigi	Luigi takes off his hat and scratches his head.	Luigi kicks sheepishly.	Luigi folds his arms at the screen.
Peach	Peach spins her parasol and says "Sweet!"	Peach dances around, humming mockingly.	Peach blows a kiss at the screen.
Bowser	Bowser throws his head back in a defiant roar.	Bowser gnashes his teeth repeatedly.	Bowser hops on one foot, mockingly growling.
DK	DK beats his chest with a roar.	DK shakes his body with a grin.	DK looks at the camera, hands in the air, growling.
Diddy	Diddy tosses his hat in the air and catches it on his head.	Diddy chatters angrily, hopping up and down.	Diddy claps his hands and dances in place.
Yoshi	Yoshi hops up and down, shouting "Yoshi!"	Yoshi runs around, chasing his tail.	Yoshi does a quick dance chanting "Yosh! Yosh!"
Wario	Wario flexes his muscles and laughs.	Wario points his fist at the ground, sneering.	Wario mockingly shakes his butt at the screen.
Link	Link raises one foot and his sword, shouting "Hut!"	Link pushes his hair out of his face with a sigh.	Link swings his sword, puts it away, and draws it again.
Young Link	Young Link flounders his sword around haphazardly.	Young Link looks at the screen with his telescope.	Young Link looks around in a confused manner.
Zelda	Zelda prays.	Zelda creates a ball of light in her hands.	Zelda mockingly waves goodbye.
Shiek	Shiek examines her needles with a "Hmph."	Shiek pulls out a length of chain and examines it.	Shiek does a one-handed backflip.
Ganondorf	Ganondorf spins around, laughing.	Ganondorf punches his hand with a laugh.	Ganondorf creates a pulse of darkness around his fist.
Samus	Samus raises her cannon, making an electrical noise.	Samus presses a few buttons on her cannon.	Samus does a cannon chop and triggers her booster.
ZS Samus	ZS Samus throws her gun in the air, saying "Is that all?"	ZS Samus slashes with her whip, saying "Try me."	ZS Samus spins her gun in her hand, saying "Be still."
Kirby	Kirby waves at the screen, saying "Hi!"	Kirby spins around, then points, shouting "You!"	Kirby does a quick dance in place.
Meta-Knight	Meta-Knight whirls his cape around in a failed teleport.	Meta-Knight swings his sword, then points it outwards.	Meta-Knight folds his arms and scowls.
Dedede	Dedede dances in a circle, smacking his belly repeatedly.	Dedede spins his hammer around, laughing.	Dedede holds his gut and laughs.
Fox	Fox points his blaster and says "Here I come."	Fox spins his blaster on his finger and puts it away.	Fox beckons to himself and says "Come on!"
Falco	Falco kicks his Reflector around, saying "Piece of cake."	Falco folds his arms and says "Hands off my prey!"	Falco points his Missle Launcher and says "Don't try me."
Pikachu	Pikachu charges energy and growls "Piiiii..."	Pikachu waves at the screen, shouting "Pika, PIKA!"	Pikachu rolls on the floor, yawning "Pi-kaaa..."
Jigglypuff	Jigglypuff spins around, winks, and says "Jigglypuff!"	Jigglypuff spins around, then points upwards.	Jigglypuff deflates and floats down, then inflates again.
Mewtwo	Mewtwo raises his hand high, then pumps it back down.	Mewtwo facepalms.	Mewtwo spins around, laughing sinisterly.
Pichu	Pichu winks at the screen, saying "Chu!"	Pichu hops up and down, laughing "Pichu!"	Pichu wriggles on the ground, laughing "Pichu Pi!"
Deoxys	Deoxys turns into Attack or Normal Forme.	Deoxys turns into Speed or Normal Forme.	Deoxys turns into Defense or Normal Forme.
Lucario	Lucario beckons while assuming a crane stance.	Lucario folds his arms with a quiet laugh.	Lucario crouches, arms raised, and defiantly growls.
Squirtle	Squirtle does a backflip and says "Squirtle!"	Squirtle points and laughs.	Squirtle hops about in a shell-spin.
Ivysaur	Ivysaur shakes leaves off of his flower.	Ivysaur does a handstand, saying "Saur, Ivysaur!"	Ivysaur stands on its hind legs and says "Saur! Saur!"
Charizard	Charizard stomps, swings his head, and roars to the sky.	Charizard leans in and roars.	Charizard stomps in place, growling.
Red	Red tosses a Pokeball in the air and says "Good job!"	Red tips his hat with a laugh.	Red pumps his arm and says "Yes!"
Falcon	Falcon salutes and says "Show me your moves!"	Falcon beckons to himself and says "Come on!"	Falcon yells defiantly and does an uppercut.
Ness	Ness bows to the screen and says "Okay!"	Ness points his bat to the sky.	Ness draws a star with PK power.
Marth	Marth points his sword into the air.	Marth swings his sword, sheathes it, and draws it again.	Marth waves his sword and says "Minna, shisen o ware!"
Ike	Ike throws his sword into the ground and folds his arms.	Ike reels into a stance and says "Prepare yourself."	Ike leans on his sword and says "You'll get no sympathy from me."
Pit	Pit spins his swords around, saying "The fight is on!"	Pit slices at air, saying "You're not ready yet!"	Pit floats in place in a pillar of light.
Olimar	Olimar jumps up and down happily.	Olimar does a backflip.	Olimar blows his whistle in boredom.
Ice Climbers	IC put down their hammers and jump up and down.	IC point their hammers to the sky and say "Yup!"	IC nod and give each other a high five.
Mr. G&W	Mr. G&W dances in place.	Mr. G&W rings a bell.	Mr. G&W does a jumping jack.
ROB	ROB spins its arms and head around in glee.	ROB whirls his arms in opposite directions.	ROB drops his arms, then spirals them up his torso.
Sonic	Sonic flips, folds his arms, and smirks.	Sonic runs in place, mockingly saying "You're too slow!"	Sonic breakdances, saying "C'mon, step it up!"
Snake	Snake speaks into his codec, saying "I'm done here."	Snake folds his arms and says "It's show time."	Snake hides in his box.

Feel free to suggest taunts, I'll add ones I like.

Unlisted Characters
Daisy
Toad
Bowser Jr.
Shadow Mario
Wendy
Geno
Vivian
Fawful
Birdo
Baby Bowser
Kamek
Waluigi
Midna
Deku Link
Zora Link
Goron Link
Oni Link
Ganon
Ridley
Meowth
Blaziken
Plusle & Minun
Samurai Goroh
Ryota Hayami
Paula
Jeff
Poo
Flint
Giygas
Porky
Roy
Eggplant Wizard
Little Mac
Super Macho Man
Saki
Balloonist
Alice
Jill
DeMille
Stafy
Skapon
Shadow
Black Mage
Bomberman
Izuna

[IVIr.G]

Bowser Jr.
I. Jr. jumps happily saying "Roar!!" toward the screen
II. Jr. does a childish laugh
III. Jr. pulls down his mask and says "Loser!" at screen

Shadow Mario
I. SM crosses his arms and laughs at screen
II. Jumps up and down shouting "Yes, Yes!!"
III. "Watch this" while showing off with swipes and jabs with paintbrush

Falco
I. throws his arms up (like a winning gladiator) and shouts "Did you see that!!"
II. spins throwing arm out "Hands off my prey!"
III. juggles blaster, "That all?"

Olimar
I. jumps up and down happily
II. does a cheerful backflip
III. juggles a Pikmin| if no Pikmin then he juggles a Pikmin seed